Ke$ha Was Born With A Tail, Is Sad That It Was Chopped Off

“I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I’m really sad about that story.”

Ke$ha, drinker of her own pee, haver of ghost sex, owner of a souped up vagina, wearer of a bra made out of her fans’ teeth, reveals in Heat magazine that she was born with a tail. Naturally. True story: this quote makes me feel tender toward her. I like that she’s sad about having her tail chopped off. I probably would be too. [The Gloss]

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