Simon Cowell’s Having A Baby With His Best Friend’s Wife

Julie Gerstein | July 31, 2013 - 10:40 am
  • Simon Cowell always played evil on TV, but we didn’t think he was like, actually terrible. But now, he’s having a baby with his best friend’s wife, New York socialite Lauren Silverman. What? Supposedly “Lauren and Andrew have been unhappy in their marriage for some time, and their divorce has been in the works for a while,” a source tells Us. “As their marriage deteriorated, she and Simon became close.” Cue this jam. [US Weekly]
  • Kate Middleton, of the perfect hair and perfect skin and basically perfect life, didn’t use any painkillers during her delivery of baby Prince George Alexander Louis, according to sources who I guess were all up in Kate’s medical records. She’s also said to be “committed to breast-feeding,” though she “doesn’t want to be a pin-up for the breast-feeding lobby. She feels that it is a matter of personal choice,” says an unnamed “palace insider.” [NY Post]
  • Uh-oh. Troubled “Full House” star Jodie Sweetin is back in rehab, and has rescinded her bid for sole custody of her daughter Beatrix. She’s battled crystal meth and alcohol addictions in the past. We wish her well. [THG]
  • Rihanna won her lawsuit against retailer Topshop. Ri Ri sued them for using her likeness on a tee. [Fashionista]
  • Is Kim Kardashian the future of feminism? Signs point to no. [Feminspire]
  • Kristen Stewart lets her inner pissed off vampire come out while frolicking with her new puppy. She kindly told a paparazzi, “you don’t deserve to breathe the same air that I do.” I’m going to save that for the next time I run into an ex. [Celebitchy]
  • Jimmy Fallon and Brad Paisely and balls. It’s another rendition of “Balls In Your Mouth.” You needed that, right? [Crushable]
  • Holy amazing! Lindsay Lohan actually finished her court-ordered rehab! Like, the whole three months! [People]
  • Nobody loves J. Lo! Well, “The Voice” doesn’t love her anyway. [NY Post]
  • Oh this again? Monica Lewinsky released a sex tape of sorts. It’s basically just a recording of her voice as she tells the former prez what she wants to do in bed. So, snooze. [Hollywood Gossip]