Judge Denies Amanda Bynes’ Parents Conservatorship Of The Troubled Actress

  • Oh, for fuck’s sake, people. [TMZ]
  • Fox News host Megyn Kelly gave birth to her third child, a little boy named Thatcher. Mazel tov! [People]
  • “Harry Potter” star Rupert Grint will make his London stage debut in a show called “Mojo” —  alongside Bates from “Downton Abbey,” weirdly enough. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Are butt selfies the new duckface? A journalistic inquiry. [Cosmopolitan]
  • A woman recaps her night with the male strippers at Hunk-O-Mania. [The Hairpin]
  • Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is getting her own VICE documentary called “Space Barbie.” [Jezebel]

  • Some twat said that the photographs of celeb chef Nigella Lawson being choked by her husband Charles Saatchi were staged for publicity; Lawson is threatening to sue. [Guardian UK]
  • You know that book, The Cuckoo’s Calling, that J.K. Rowling wrote under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith? She’s writing a sequel to it. Maybe that will be under a pseudonym, too? [The Mary Sue]
  • On “The To Do List”‘s radically practical message about virginity. [The Atlantic]
  • Five ways “Grease” ruined this woman’s life. [Hello Giggles]
  • Hilarious How To Be A Woman author Caitlin Moran isn’t dying anytime soon, but she has still written a column of posthumous advice for her daughter. [The Times UK]

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