The Man With The “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn” Just Wants Us All To Love Our Junk

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Nick Gilronan won the title of "Smallest Penis In Brooklyn"

This weekend, 27-year-old Nick Gilronan won the title of “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn” and the $200 prize that came along with it. But don’t be feeling bad for this single UPS store Assistant Manager (who models and acts on the side and technically lives in Queens) for being a “grower, not shower” — not only is he not embarrassed of his manhood, he’s proud as hell of his junk. He’s using his pageant win to speak out about the important of having a good body image. Here’s what he had to say on the matter in an interview with Gothamist:

“The size of a man’s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship. Same thing with breast size. We’re all made in different shapes and sizes, but the media puts pressure on people to look a certain way. Most people do not look that way. Some people let that false sense of body image upset them and they shouldn’t be upset at all. Even worse, some people use those false standards and judge other people. It’s disconcerting… My advice for [less endowed men] is don’t worry about things you cannot control. All that does is waste time. Always move forward and do the best you can.”

Aww. Well said, Nick! It just goes to show how far really good self-esteem will get you. I can see why Nick was approached by a few non-size queens after the show asking for dick pics. One woman even asked him for a kiss, which turned into a full-on make out session. He said he’s hoping to use his winnings to pay for their first date. Get it, Nick! [Gothamist]

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