A horse is a horse of course, of course, unless the horse is a horse that just really wanted a Big Mac from McDonald’s. An unnamed woman in Manchester, UK, tried to take her horse through the drive-thru of her local McDonald’s, but staff there refused to serve her. So, instead, the woman decided to bring her horse inside the Micky D’s. A girl riding a pony accompanied the woman, because every horse needs a pony, right?
The horse, said police, “ended up doing his business on the floor.” (See above photo for reference.)
“The sight and smell of this caused obvious distress and upset to customers trying to eat, as well as staff members,” said a rep for the Greater Manchester Police. The woman was charged with the quaintest British offense ever: “causing alarm.” [BBC]