Prince William: “We Could Not Be Happier”

  • Prince William has released a simple statement regarding the birth of his and Kate’s bouncing baby boy: “We could not be happier.” [US Weekly]
  • Ridiculous things royals do: here’s the Royal Crier wearing a silly outfit and shouting “Hear ye, hear ye!” as he announces the royal baby’s birth. [USA Today]
  • Photographers outside of Kate’s hospital actually declined to take a picture of her so as to give her privacy. “She’s a woman in labour,” said photographer Jesal Prashotam. “To take a picture of her would have been over- stepping the mark.” [Celebuzz]
  • Also, Pippa and Kate’s mom Carole Middleton were not in the delivery room. My  mom would probably stress me out, too. [US Weekly]
  • George, Francis and Charles are all in the lead for possible baby names. Amelia is betting on “Edward, nicknamed Ned,” for some unexplained reason. [Daily Mail UK]
  • “Law & Order” actor Dennis Farina died today at age 69 from a blood clot in his lung. [TMZ]
  • Sacha Baron Cohen has left a Freddy Mercury biopic over “creative differences.” [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Amanda Bynes has allegedly been “dumped” by her weed delivery service dealer after stealing his supply while he used her bathroom. That’s rough, girl. [Radar Online]
  • Here are  45 ah-mazing behind-the-scenes photos of Muppets and their puppeteers. [Flavorwire]
  • At their concert this weekend, Jay Z and Justin Timberlake dedicated “Forever Young” to Trayvon Martin. [The Grio]
  • The average American bra size is now a 34DD. Hmph. Always knew I wasn’t average! [Racked]

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