One woman in New Mexico has a really bad habit of pooping in the same man’s yard on her morning runs. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, has described the attacks as “malicious fecal distribution,” according to Daily Mail.
The woman has been caught defecating on tape four separate times, which clearly show her swiftly pulling down her shorts, relieving herself, and then continuing on her merry way. The man is naturally fed up and has released the video to local news in the hope that the jogger will see it and discontinue the use of his home as a toilet. He is refraining from calling the police because he fears that his complaint won’t be taken seriously, which is a fair fear to have.
If the poop banditry continues, the man says he plans to “run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’” Honestly, if she has the determination to withstand that kind of humiliation, she’s kind of earned the right to poop wherever she pleases.
[Photo via Daily Mail]