The Prancercise Lady Is Not The Least Bit Embarrassed By Her Camel Toe

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 20, 2013

“Embarrassed? If my camel toe doesn’t embarrass me, why would [anything]? I’m not embarrassed at all! … Haters gonna hate … I don’t pay attention to the neighsayers … Get it? N-E-I-G-H. It doesn’t bother me at all. I’ve always been special, and now all these people are finally noticing it. And I just wanna tell ‘em, ‘What took you so long?'”

 Joanna Rohrback on refusing to be embarrassed by her camel toe, a term she admits she was unfamiliar with at the time her Prancercise video went viral. The Broward/Palm Beach New Times, those lucky bastards, landed a full-length interview with the the very private exercise guru, whose specialness I never questioned. The must-read piece contains so many wonderful nuggets, but I think my favorite were sound bytes from Richard Simmons who described Rohrback as moving “like Judy Garland walking down the yellow brick road,” adding  “If she was here, I’d do her nails.” [Broward Palm Beach New Times]