Bless You, Parker Posey, Bless You!

Parker Posey: She is a wondrous real-life example of “bitch-don’t-give-a-fuck” writ large. She’s the personality behind the descriptive term I’ve coined, “Parker Posey crazy,” which denotes a woman or man who might scathingly bitch you out and then pee in your wineglass or something. And she’s the owner of a small, poodle-ish dog, that perfectly complements her BDGAF attitude. I can’t decide what my favorite part of this ensemble is. Is it the harem pants? The clogs? the tiny cross-body bag that’s placed just-so to look like a weird lady codpiece? All I know is that I’m sure she’d be super fucking fun to get drunk and possibly commit a crime with. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]