Size Queen Gardner Disappointed By This Strawberry Schlong

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Size Queen Gardner Disappointed By Strawberry Shlong

When Carole Collen of England found this rare, penis-shaped strawberry growing in her garden, her reaction was disappointment rather than excitement.

“I did think it was a bit small. It would have been nice if it grew a bit bigger,” said the 52-year-old.

How rude! I think Carole needs to work on being grateful for the strawberry penis God gave her. Size isn’t everything, Carole. Many of us would be overjoyed to have this lovely piece of dick fruit growing in our garden. I mean, if I wasn’t allergic to strawberries, I’d be happy to snack on this little fellow myself. [Metro UK]

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