- Video has surfaced of Justin Bieber allegedly peeing inside the yellow mop bucket that is used to clean the floor inside restaurant. Some random guy stares at him peeing the whole time. TMZ, which posted the video, said it was filmed in New York earlier this year. At the end of the video, Biebs sprays cleaning liquid on a photo of President Bill Clinton and says “Fuck Bill Clinton!” I almost don’t want this to be him, because it’s so embarrassingly juvenile. [TMZ, The Sun UK]
- Important update about George Clooney’s penis: he and Stacy Keibler “hadn’t had sex in months” before they split. [US Weekly]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck is leaving “The View” for Fox News’ daytime talk show “Fox & Friends” — you know, that show they mock on “Saturday Night Live” for being absurdly stupid. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Liz! [People]
- GoodReads has revealed the “most abandoned” books, aka the ones nobody can bear to finish. [Salon]
- Today’s Katy Perry and John Mayer rumor of the day is that the pair have reportedly picked out a home to move into together. [HollyScoop]
- Lindsay Lohan has been advised not to live with her mother after she checks out of rehab. Well, obviously. [RadarOnline]
- Elton John has appendicitis. Ack! Get well soon, Rocket Man. [Guardian UK]
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