Be My Boyfriend: The Frequently Startled French Cook
Dear Frequently Started French Cook,
When I watched this video, I was instantly attracted to you for two reasons, the first being that you are a French cook (hello, that’s hot). The second reason? I was previously under the impression that I was the most jumpy, easily startled spaz in the universe, but it’s now clear to me that you are the holder of that title. Soulmate status? I think so.
What do you say we sneak up on each other for a date one of these days?