Former MTV VJ Kennedy (you probably remember her if you were a loyal “Alternative Nation” watcher as I was) makes some outrageous claims in her new memoir, The Kennedy Chronicles.
In a chapter titled “MJ and the VJ” Kennedy recounts a game of dice back in 1995, when she was still a virgin. In the book, she writes about a dinner with Michael Jordan and Russell Simmons at the Bowery Bar. Allegedly, the basketball star broke out some dice and suggested they “play for something,” saying, “If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight.” Kennedy flipped out worrying that Jordan’s potentially large dick might “eviscerate [her] from the inside out” (a valid concern when your hymen is still intact).
Instead, Kennedy suggested that they play for Knicks tickets. Jordan then reminded the VJ that he had a wife and said Nets tickets were the best he could do. In closing, she quips, “Sure, he’ll filet my vag like a sea bass if he won at dice on a men’s room floor, but as soon as I want basketball tickets he’s a Promise Keeper? Whatevs.”
Not that it matters because Kennedy claims she won the dice game anyway. God, I’m dying to know what Russell Simmons did while all of this was going on. [TMZ]