Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 1-6, 2013

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Lay back and let everyone else do the work, both in and out of the bedroom. While this will reveal who really has your back and who doesn’t, it will also give you quite a little show, as you’ll be able to see how others function without your guidance. Yes, expect to see someone bumble around like a lost child for your entertainment.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Being indulgent is what you do and if anyone criticizes your regal ways, then it’s off with their head. Seriously, anyone taking the time to comment on how you live is either going to be a bigger hater in time or is so secretly in love with you they just don’t know what to do, but be an ass. Oh, the freak shows around you now…

Virgo (August 23-September 22): If there ever were a time to get out of town on your own, it’s now. Otherwise, people can really irritate the hell out of you, flaking out and generally being dumb. While you might already think this, your tolerance for it will be less — which makes it a perfect time to be with the person you do think is the brightest on earth — you!

Libra (September 23-October 22): You and your honey are not going to see eye-to-eye on holiday festivities. While they’ll want to go to their friend’s events, you’ll be over their romper room ways and prefer a move civilized time with those in your scene — which won’t be your honey’s cup of tea. Oh, if only you could split yourself in two or quit the codependence for just a sec. Now, which sounds easier to you?

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Your sense of right from wrong is going to get a bit blurry and confused, as information from all angles will be coming at you. Luckily, you always have your trusty instincts to depend, so get deeper into yourself to grab the truth. The only shock of it all will be how light it actually is.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Once you dive down the rabbit hole, you won’t be able to stop yourself from falling all the way to the other side, where all is not as it seems or as you’ve known it to be. Not to say this is going to be bad, but it will have a trippy effect on your ideals about love.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Mercury is in retrograde now, so don’t be shocked about suddenly feeling moody about your relationship. You’ll be straddling the fence—which will lead your partner to behave like a trained dog to please you. Oh, the lengths you have to go to establish balance — is it really worth it? Oh, decisions! Decisions! Decisions!

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You are a gal about town and you likely know way more people that you think. However, this week, your world will shrink as your name comes up in the oddest places. So, cross your fingers that your karma is good, because if it is, this will work to your favor. If not, well, you clearly have some work to do on yourself.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Just as one door closes, another opens, so, don’t get too down on the loves affairs that spark and die in an instant. The fact is, this won’t be a week where much sticks, but it won’t be a complete bust either. Keep it light and have fun playing and trying out the spectrum of choices that’ll appear now. After all, when everything looks so delicious, how can you have just one?

Aries (March 21-April 19): There is no such thing as casual now, so expect an overload of intensity. Yes, your hot firecracker appeal is going to ignite many hearts and cause a major show. Thankfully, since you are a life of the party kind of gal, you’ll know just the right words and moves to seize control. However, know when to exit and keep them wanting more, as your time for a blowout finale is yet to come.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): When it comes to all things love, this isn’t your time to ask for too much, as you’ll feel what’s working for you is solid. So, take time to get some rest, as it did take a lot of effort to get here.  Besides, trying anything new will feel both alien and tiring. If anything, shaking life up will be on your honey’s agenda, as you’re doing just fine.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Thinking about the long-term is a waste of time. You have today and that is it. So, dress up, flirt and leave the strategic thinking for later. Now it’s about following your instincts and feeding your whims.  However, pay attention to how others initially respond, as they’ll be the most honest.