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Astrology 101: How To Spot Each Sign …. At A Summer Music Festival

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It’s summer, and you know what that means: it’s music festival season! Yep, time to break out the cutoffs and bikini tops and join the sweaty mass of music fans buying $10 water bottles and bouncing to the beat of obscure German DJs and The Lumineers. From sneaking backstage to crowdsurfing to chilling on a blanket on the lawn, there are many different ways to spend your time at a 10-hour outdoor concert. Read on to find out which signs are doing what! 

Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Aries go hogwild for music festivals. You’ll see them up in front, sitting on someone’s shoulders in a sequined bikini top, screaming their head off and loving every minute of it.

Taurus (April 20th-May 20th): In an attempt to make the experience as comfortable (AKA enjoyable) as possible, you can find Taurus setting up a spot on the lawn complete with blankets, water, and snacks. Once they are set up, it’s tough to get them to move.

Gemini (May 21st- June 20th): Gemini will be running around attempting to check out every single artist at every single stage and constantly changing their minds about which band they want to watch. They’ll see approximately 2 minutes of each show.

Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd): You’ll find Cancer linked up with their best friend/partner affectionately swaying to the music, with tears rolling down their cheeks because they can’t believe they’re finally seeing their favorite song live.

Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd): You know the person who jumps up on stage to dance during the performance and the band just goes with it because the person actually plays a pretty wicked air guitar? Yeah, that’s a Leo!

Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd): Virgo researched the schedule ahead of time to make sure they don’t miss a thing. You’ll find them totally ignoring the huge acts on the main stage in favor of the little-known indie acts playing on the smaller side stages.

Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd): Dressed to match the genre of music playing on the main stage, Libra is surrounded by a big group of super enthusiastic friends bouncing up and down, singing along at the top of their lungs.

Scorpio (October 23rd-November 21st): If there’s an act that they really want to see, Scorpio will be first in line to stake out their spot literally 12 hours ahead of time. They will get a spot in the front row no matter what it takes.

Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st): You might not see Sagittarius until they’re right on top of you, literally, because they’re taking every opportunity to crowd surf, even at completely inopportune times like during emotional ballads.

Capricorn (December 22nd-January 19th): You will find a Capricorn taking advantage of the huge crowd to hand out flyers to concertgoers promoting their own band, business, or upcoming event. Even while enjoying the music, Capricorns never stop hustlin’!

Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th): Aquarius will be rounding up a group of friends to try to sneak backstage and get a picture with the lead singer of their favorite band. And you know what? They’ll probably succeed, too.

Pisces (February 19th-March 20th): Pisces has discovered a nice spot a bit removed from the craziness of the crowd. From there they can really chill out and soak up the music and the energy (and possibly an herbal refreshment) without being right in the middle of everything.

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