Nigella Lawson Choking Incident Was 27 Minutes Long

  • The incident in which Nigella Lawson’s husband Charles Saatchi was photographed choking her at a London restaurant four times happened over 27 minutes. Twenty-seven minutes people were watching and no one interjected? Come on, people. [Celebitchy]
  • Miley Cyrus appears to be writing weird accustory tweets about her dad having an affair and then deleting them. What did you do now, Billy Ray? [In Touch Weekly]
  • Food Network chef-no-more Paula Deen is hitting up “The Today Show” tomorrow, so that should be awkward. Also, she wants to “personally apologize” to Al Roker for being a racist. [Radar Online]
  • Tales from a sex dungeon! [Cosmopolitan]
  • Contestants on Gordon Ramsey’s show “Master Chef” have accused judges of assault and sexual harassment. [RadarOnline]
  • Meet five-year-old Alonso Mateo, an Instagram style icon who already has a better wardrobe than you do. [NYmag]
  • Style lessons from “The Goonies”! [Lucky Magazine]
  • A Brain Is For Eating = the zombie alphabet book you’ve been waiting for. [Laughing Squid]

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