John Wayne Bobbit Updates Us On His Penis: “It’s Never Been Better”

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“The doctors told me I would never be able to have sex again because my injuries were so bad. But I’ve proved them wrong time and time again. I believe I’ve slept with 70 women since the incident. Being the most famous man to have his penis chopped off does have its advantages. It definitely has not hurt my love life — in fact it improved it. I guess some women got a kick out of saying they slept with John Wayne Bobbitt. …. [Howard Stern] offered to pay for a penis enlargement and I jumped at the chance. I still had not fully regained my confidence in that department and I thought it would help get back my self-esteem. The three-hour operation added just under two inches to the length. The plastic surgeon also made it thicker. I was lucky — everything went back to good working order. I joke it’s all ‘souped up’ now — like an ordinary car with a bigger engine. I can honestly say it’s never been better. … Obviously, I would have preferred not to go through all that pain and suffering. But being famous for my penis has given me opportunities I could not have ever imagined.”

––Every vicious assault has a silver lining? Or something? John Wayne Bobbit assured the UK’s Sun about how his willy is doing wonderfully after the 1993 assault by his then-wife, Lorena Bobbit. Lorena had been physically and sexually abused by her husband throughout their marriage; he allegedly raped her the night she cut his penis off with an eight-inch knife. Bobbitt had dick was sewn back on with surgery, went on to film some pornos, including one called “John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut,” and apparently has been livin’ up his D-list celebrity status. It’s hard to feel happy for him, though––he has several domestic violence arrests under his belt. Now he’s a born-again Christian and is writing an autobiography. [The Sun UK]

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