“Toddlers & Tiaras” Mom Tori Hensley Developing Energy Drink For Kids

  • “Toddlers & Tiaras” mom Tori Hensley is developing an energy drink for kids “to help them.” Hensley gave her two-year-old daughter Alexa a mix of Mountain Dew, Sweet Tea and Pixi Stix and said she was contacted after the episode aired about spreading her Tinker Tea, as they call it, to the terrible parenting masses. Alexa also drinks coffee every morning, but there was no way for her mother to cash in on that. [Radar Online]
  • When a NYC restaurant’s air conditioning didn’t work, Jon Hamm was seen jokingly blowing on his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt to cool her off. Such a gentleman! [In Touch]
  • Nineteen-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger is dating someone named Tootsie Burns and here she is lovingly caressing his abs in St. Tropez. [US Weekly]
  • “Scandal” just added Scott Foley to the cast full-time for season three, so it looks like Jake won’t be stuck in solitary forever. [Zap2it]
  • Speaking of “Scandal,” is “Mistresses” really that different of a show? [The Root]
  • Uncle Jesse used to date Aunt Becky!  AAAAHHH! [TMZ]
  • The Pixies announced this morning that founding member Kim Deal is leaving the band after 25 years. [Facebook]
  • The best dress resources for plus-size brides! [xoJane]
  • “Bluthfighter”: the “Arrested Development” video game you’ve always wanted. [AV Club]
  • Oh dear. Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush told a conference of Christian conservatives that “immigrants are more fertile” and they “love families.” I don’t even know where to start with this doozy. [ABC News]

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