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Paris Hilton

“There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.”

That’s P. Hilton (Paris, if you’re nasty), explaining how she managed to scrape out a meek, hardscrabble living and acquire many, many luxury goods, including couch pillows with her face on them. I mean, she’s basically Ree from “Winter’s Bone,” right? Also, unrelated: I will give you one million spacebucks if you can tell me what exactly Paris’s “work” is. [Elle]

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