Farrah Abraham Masturbates To Her Own Sex Tape

  • Farrah Abraham! Remember her? It’s been a few weeks since she tried to remind us she made a really boring sex tape with the porn star James Deen. As if we could forget! Now she’s gabbing with Howard Stern about her sex tape and told him, “I masturbate to … I like to watch my own video.” [US Weekly]
  • The rumor that Kanye West cheated on pregnant Kim Kardashian with 24-year-old model Leyla Ghobadi is “totally without merit,” said the rapper’s rep in a statement. [People]
  • Not even Zac Efron could lock down a threesome. Damn, bro. [Crushable]
  • Oprah Winfrey will donate $12 million, aka Oprah pocket change, to expand Washington, D.C.’s African-American History Museum. The new wing will have an amphitheater named in her honor. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Britain is counting on the royal baby to boost the economy when people rush out to buy the same onesies and binkies as baby Windsor. [Cosmopolitan]
  • A guide to eating very particular feelings. (Note: French onion dip works for everything.) [The Hairpin]
  • Short “celesbian” hairdos you can steal this summer! [After Ellen]
  • It’s time to cry: a young lady named Megan Acord lost her wedding dress in the tornado that struck Moore, Oklahoma, last month — so a local wedding shop gave her a gown for free! [Today]
  • Seven ways to look taller while wearing flats. [Lucky]

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