Things That Will Not Get A Guy Laid At 35 — Plus, The New And Improved Hitachi Magic Wand

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27 Things That Will Not Get A Guy Laid At 35
  • Guys, bringing your guitar to a party worked when you were 25, but it ain’t gonna drop any panties at 35. [Ask Men]
  • Thanks to Michael Douglas we now know that no one is immune to throat cancer. Here is some more sex advice from celebs over 40. [Nerve]
  • Holy crap. Demi Moore’s boyfriend is a modern-day Tarzan. [Socialite Life]
  • How to get a dude’s attention in four minutes or less. CLEAVAGE! [Betty Confidential]
  • Bless us all! The Hitachi Magic Wand is new and improved. Not liked it wasn’t already perfect. [Em & Lo]
  • Octomom’s porno must not have done so well because she is still being investigated for welfare fraud. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • This Florida inmate mistook his penis for a salad tong. Of course he did. [Huffington Post]
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