Kate Winslet Is Pregnant!

  • Kate Winslet is pregnant with her third kid! The mom of Mia, 12, and Joe, 9, is expecting with her new husband Ned Rocknroll — leading us to believe they’re going to name him or her “Sex Drugs N.” Right? Right? [People]
  • In other celebrated womb news, Jennifer Love Hewitt is expecting her first kid with her co-star Brian Hallisay from “The Client List.” Mazel tov! Just make sure you take off those vajazzles before the birthing suite, mmmkay? [US Weekly]
  • Michael Douglas released a statement clarifying that he did not mean that cunnilingus caused his cancer, just that HPV can spread through oral sex. Thanks for clearing that one up. [People]
  • The woman Miguel kicked in the head during his ridic Billboard Music Awards performance is now claiming she suffered brain damage! [Rap-Up]
  • If you love Prancercise as much as Ami does, then you have to read this Q&A in which Prancercise guru Joanna Rohrback tells all! [The Hairpin]
  • If comedy doesn’t have a rape problem, then why is blogger Lindy West from Jezebel.com getting so many rape threats after she appeared on FX’s “Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell” to talk about comedy’s rape problem? [Jezebel]
  • On “Dr. Who” and the fear of an asexual female protagonist. [Flavorwire]
  • Not even Israeli’s education minister can say “penetration” in a speech without getting the giggles. [Hypervocal]
  • Hairball hoarding is a thing. [xoJane]
  • Five subspecies of hipsters we love to hate. [LA Weekly]

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