Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of June 3-9, 2013

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This is your week to change up your routine and refresh your memory with sweet things that make you smile. If you start with this energy, it will build up and give you a lovely seven days of feeling as if you are the center of the universe. Of course, if anything does go wrong, blame your boo, because someone will need to be your scapegoat and they’re the obvious choice.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): How you look at reality is way off from how another is looking at it, and while you can argue about perspective, it will only waste more time. Best to sweep the logistical debates under the rug and try to meet on a new and common page. Then, let the plot unfold with two main characters, rather than just one. It will all sync up.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Pulling new bedroom moves on your baby may thrill you, but it might freak them out, unleashing their paranoia, inner prude—or both. In one way, they’ll be wondering what caused your sudden rush of bravado, and in another way, they’ll be wondering if they can measure up. So, unless you want to ruin the fantasy, hold off and start slowly next week.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Thank God you have friends, because your honey won’t be cutting it this week. Seems you will have a few too many expectations of them that won’t happen and your frustration will start to show. To avoid an entire meltdown, speed dial your friends. Let them know your woes, as they will have all the right things to say to assure you that you aren’t crazy or too demanding.

Libra (September 23-October 22): There are a lot of sloppy kissers around you now, so beware. Some prospects do need time before you can cozy up to them, so hold back the horniness now. Build the anticipation instead, as it will do wonders for a hookup that should be rad, but right now would only be bad. Although sunrise screwing may sound passionate, in this case, meeting for breakfast is sexier.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): If you could forget, you could forgive, but it’s fate that you were born this way. Memories lie deep and you are not one to turn the other cheek easily if burned. Protecting yourself is a natural instinct. However, sometimes there are explanations that do make more sense than your logic — and that sometime could be this week.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Happiness and responsibility are one in the same now. So, be sure to dot all your i’s and cross all your t’s because this is one of those weeks when your mistakes could be written in stone and leave someone you have to begrudgingly deal with an arsenal of ammo. Not that you can’t take it, but why waste a perfectly lovely week on someone you can’t stand if you don’t have to?

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There will be a romantic feel to this week, which can make you swoon. However, don’t think too deeply and let yourself get lost in thoughts of the future, as the emotions that happen this week aren’t as solid as they will sound. Plus, if you try to make this happen too quickly, you’ll only be stuck with an ideal. Instead, appreciate the art of the tease — or get played for a fool.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Summer is going to come early, as you’ll be feeling freer, younger and wilder this week. Cupid will be working for you, igniting a situation that will spark a lot of opinions from friends. Whatever. Not knowing where it’s going is the best part, as you’re a gal that loves surprises and no matter how it ends, it’ll be too good to be true now.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Don’t let dreams mislead you. While you do tend to have psychic premonitions in your sleep, this week there will be a lot of info that will pop up that you can’t decipher easily. As hard as it is, resist taking these visions as warning! Spontaneity will be a way better option now.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’re going to be in a dirty and flirty mood, but be careful with where you spill those words. Seems your world might get a bit smaller now, as your voice will carry and could inspire reactions from people far and wide. What does this mean? A-holes stirring up rumors and haters out to slander. No matter, as nothing brings out your vampy side like confrontation.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Being a good friend doesn’t mean being everyone’s slave. This week, keep a tight lid on the inventory. Otherwise, people will take advantage of your kindness and leave you in a jam. For example, this could mean lending out your favorite dress, getting it back stained and having no one take responsibility. No, not a life and death matter, but immensely careless nonetheless.