Michael Douglas Says He Got Throat Cancer From Giving Head

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 3, 2013

“…without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus. … But yeah, it’s a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.”

I swear, if this quote from Michael Douglas — who deserves props for being so honest about how he thinks he got throat cancer  — results in more dudes refusing to lick puss, I will be really bummed. Oh, and Catherine Zeta-Jones? Congrats on being married to an avid cunnilingus aficionado. [Guardian UK] [Photo: Getty]