Paris Hilton’s Got Some Gothy Beach Wear

Paris Hilton is seriously always on vacation. Vacation from what, I’m not sure, but that bitch sure does love a beach. Here she is, enjoying a beach holiday with her boyfriend River Viper (his real last name is Viiperi, but I mean, River Viper sounds better, right?), chilling in what my mom would call a schmata. You know, this might be the most covered up she’s been in a long time. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]