Grumpy Cat Is Getting Her Own Movie

  • Grumpy Cat is headed to the big screen. Like “Garfield” before him her, the famous Internet cat — whose real name is Tardar Sauce — will be anthropomorphized and able to speak. I reckon he she might just say, Y’all bitches are crazy. Even The Frisky’s Chief Cat Lady (and that is saying something) Julie Gerstein weighed in thusly: “This is all just getting out of control, I think.” [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Alicia Keys is being encouraged by activist/The Color Purple author Alice Walker to boycott Israel and cancel an upcoming performance there. [Clutch Magazine]
  • Connie Britton was thisclose to a season three appearance on “Girls.” [Page Six]
  • In other “Girls” news, Zosia Mamet started a Kickstarter campaign to raise $32,000 to put out an album of music with her sister. [The Wrap]
  • At their wedding this weekend, “Breaking Bad” star Aaron Paul had guests sing the bride, Lauren Parsekian, one of her favorite songs, “Beauty” by the Shivers. [People]
  • Shakira said she’s going to breastfeed her son until “he goes to college.” This will be an awkward conversation once the poor kid discovers Google. [US Weekly]
  • Everything Ron Swanson has eaten in five seasons of “Parks & Recreation.” []
  • 30 things only drivers in Los Angeles will understand. [BuzzFeed]

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