Rep. Michele Bachmann Won’t Be Seeking Reelection

  • Crazypants  Tea Party queen Rep. Michele Bachmann won’t be seeking reelection. Before you break out the champagne — and I know it’s tempting — remember this means she’s probably going to get a billion dollar contract on Fox News. []
  • Justin Bieber’s neighbors whined to TMZ he’s been cruising around his Calabasas neighborhood on a Segway while smoking pot. Sigh. [TMZ]
  • Sad: Andre 3000’s mom, Sharon Benjamin Hodo, was allegedly found dead in Atlanta. [Madame Noire]
  • Mayim Bialik from “The Big Bang Theory” is officially back on the market, nerds! Her divorce has been finalized. [People]
  • So what is feminist porn? Find out from Tristan Taormino, a woman who makes it. [Cosmopolitan]
  • Someone let Michael Lohan go visit Lindz at the Betty Ford clinic. Haven’t you people learned nothing?! [TMZ]
  • Here are some party girl pics of Prince Harry’s girlfriend Cressida Bonas. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Victoria’s Secret versus Kate Upton, round 37. [Page Six]

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