How To Tell If You’re A Pizzasexual — Plus, Matt Damon In A Bedazzled, Banana Hammock!

  • Pizzasexuals are people who are more interested in going for pizza than going on dates. If only I had known about this sooner, I would have come out ages ago. [Nerve
  • Pictures of Matt Damon in a banana hammock. A collection of photos I’m calling “Behind The Sparkly Speedo.” [Socialite Life]
  • Guys, have you heard? Beautiful women like to hang out at the library. [Modern Man]
  • “Begging him to do his pirate voice” and more questionable things that men find sexy. Ahoy matey! [Betty Confidential]
  • This husband wants his wife to have an affair. [Em and Lo]
  • Vacation sex is very, very important. As are vacations in general. [Your Tango]
  • It’s wedding season again. Yay! If you’re solo, here are some rules for hooking up at your next nuptial celebration. (Champagne!) [Tres Sugar]
  • Red alert! You might be ruining your relationship with your bad, bad behavior. Is my sarcasm translating through the screen? It’s never one person’s fault if a relationship goes south IMO. [A New Mode]