Honestly, in this day and age, why do celebs need publicists when they can just broadcast the latest need-to-know themselves on Twitter? Amanda Bynes took to Twitter today to announce that her lawyer is working on getting her case dismissed, by agreeing to not pursue charges that the arresting officer “slapped” her vagina. But she’s still planning to sue him for a monetary sum, which, in combination with knowing he’s not “handsome” enough to be her boyfriend, will be a punishment “worse than jail.” So, that’s what Amanda claims is happening with her case. No word on what the actual truth is.
Also, Amanda apparently has moved on from shit-talking Rihanna, because the latest object of her misplaced ire is Courtney Love. Amanda responded to an E! Online story in which Courtney advises Amanda to “get it together,” by tweeting:
“Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh!”
Putting aside the kind of ridiculousness of Courtney Love of all people telling Amanda to get it together, what the hell is up with Amanda’s obsession with other peoples’ looks? Her go-to insult is always to call the person ugly in some way. Everything about this situation is sad as shit, man. [Twitter]