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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 27-June 3, 2013

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Taurus (April 20-May 20): You may feel your edge start to slip, as demon voices fill your head with doubt. Whatever. For the last month, you’ve made a lot of movement forward and you did it on your own. Bravo, because opportunities have arrived! So, don’t lose your judgment and think that nothing has changed, because you know it has — and that’s a great thing.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You’re not a lady who’ll fall for just anything, but your latest arm piece will make people do a double take, as your connection won’t be obvious. Of course, it’s not necessary for everyone to say a word about it, unless they have something constructive to contribute. So, consider this a time when you’ll be able to tell true friends that get you versus the ones that just want to compete with you.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): The tides are turning in your favor and the emotions you want to feel are in reach. However, there are still a few details to bang out, as smooth sailing will mean cutting the ties that bind. The good news is that the time is right and at its luckiest for clean breaks, making the karmic payback for going with its flow a nice ride. Don’t pass on this opportunity and buy that one-way ticket to peace!

Leo (July 23-August 22): Be careful who you bark orders at now, because there will be a lot of delicate emotions floating around and even worse, someone close to you will be out to play the victim. While you’re not a lady that shies away from drama, you are if it stars someone else, especially if they aren’t even any good at it. This week, prepare for lots of eye-rolling.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): This week, you need a zero-tolerance policy for flakes, no matter what excuses they give. After all, you are nobody’s shrink and under no obligation to have the solution to everyone’s psychodramas. Instead, get on a mission to propel yourself into a cause you believe in. Dp good deeds only for those who deserve it!

Libra (September 23-October 22): You know how bullshit sounds, and it’s never very pretty, unless it’s coming out of your mouth. Yes, you know how to make even the worst predicament sound enticing. It’s your talent and this is your week to exploit that skill. However, stay conscious of your lies now, because you sometimes are so good that you wind up believing in them too.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You may be one of the most persistent people in the world, but sometimes you find yourself striving for something just to win, rather than actually loving what you’re after. You’re in one of those situations now, but only when you cross that road will you know what to do. So, despite all that you think you know now, understand it’s not much.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Chances are you recently reached a major agreement with your boo and it’s been bliss in so many ways. However, things will plateau a bit now, which will seem sudden, but there will be more to your level of intimacy now. Not that is has to be so intense, so don’t be shy to ask the questions you want. If you’re a team, full disclosure in several areas of your life will need to happen.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There are so many reasons you will want to be all about your baby now, as all that they say, do want, smell, think, etc. will turn you on and will make you feel dreamy from head to toe all week. Thankfully, it will also numb your senses to the traumas that hit this week; the cat claws will come out, but you’ll have the power to be Switzerland.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Stamina is going to matter, so dig in your heels when it comes to what you believe and stand your ground. If you can last, you will get what you want. If this means offering an ultimatum, make your target precise. While it’s sad that some situations call for this behavior, don’t get weak and think you aren’t entitled to do what you must. Understand, you have every right to protect yourself.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ve learned too much from your recent experiences to play it safe now. After all, you’re a water sign and you live for that rush of excitement that gives you no time to think, but the power to fly. You are the ruler of the imagination, so take your place at its helm.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Hop in your car, bike, shoes, etc. Whatever your mode of transportation, take advantage of it and venture out into the world to learn something new. Spontaneous adventure is what you need now, and whatever obligations you think can’t wait, will just have to. After all, whom else are you allowing to be the boss of you? If the answer doesn’t start with an M and end with an E, then it’s wrong.

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