Do Not Want: The Stand-Perfectly-Still-Or-Else Swimsuit

This swimsuit, which appears to be constructed out of either large keychains or discarded 6-pack rings, balances on your boobs so precariously that if you don’t stand perfectly still in the exact pose this model is in, I’m pretty sure it will just pop off. I’ve seen plenty of swimsuits that aren’t meant for actual swimming, but when a swimsuit isn’t really meant for moving AT ALL, it should at least be good for tanning, and this one fails that test spectacularly. Also? It’s $250. No thanks! [Luisa Via Roma]