While you were busy trying to relax and enjoy your Memorial Day weekend, Amanda Bynes was working hard to improve her reputation. First, the embattled actress, who was arrested last week for allegedly tossing her bong out her apartment window (though she claims it was a vase), accused one of the arresting officers of sexually harassing her, saying, “He slapped my vagina.” As is apparently protocol, the NYPD opened an investigation into her claims, but the doorman who was present the night of Bynes arrest told police he saw no evidence of such a thing.
And then last night, seemingly out of nowhere, Bynes went after Rihanna over Twitter, tweeting at her — and the quickly deleting — “Chris Brown beat you because you’re not pretty enough.” Ohhhhh, girl. Don’t go there.
She followed that tweet up with “no one wanted to be your lover so you call everyone and their mother that I almost named by new dog Rihanna.” She deleted that tweet as well. But not before Rihanna heard about it and replied with, “Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention.” I would call this a sick burn, but my hunch is that Bynes is a lot more than someone with a drug problem — there are likely mental health issues here as well.
Bynes tried to get the last word, tweeting and then deleting, “unlike ur fugly faced self I don’t do drugs! U need the intervention dog! I met ur ugly face in person! U aren’t pretty u know it!” but her remarks are so ridiculous and childish and gross that they really shouldn’t be taken seriously as anything other than the ramblings of a person who desssssperatly needs help. The question is, when the hell is she going to be willing to get it?