Woman Draws A $1,240 Penis

Keying penises into the hoods or doors of automobiles is usually the sort of thing a jilted lover does. But not Natasha Myers, of Wesley Chapel, Florida. Natasha (pictured) is an all-purpose dick artist, willing to dick up your car for minor traffic violations, if need be.

Angered over a motorist who refused to yield to pedestrians, Myers tracked down the offending driver’s SUV. Security cameras caught her walking into a nearby supermarket and coming out with a Post-It note. She scribbled out a note and affixed it to the SUV’s windshield.

“Hey I keyed your car,” read the note. “You didn’t stop for pedestrians as is law. Since no cop to enforce a ticket, this should cover the cost of your fine. Have a good day. P.S. Don’t be a dick.” The note was accompanied by a keyed up drawing of a penis.

How much does it cost to erase an errant dick? According to the SUV’s owner, Debra Streets, around $1,240. Thanks to security footage of the incident, Myers was identified and arrested, charged with criminal mischief, and is currently holed up in the Land O’Lakes, Florida, jail. [Broward Palm Beach]