14 Celebs With Naughty Piercings

It appears that Demi Moore’s new boyfriend, 30-year-old Will Hanigan, is dipping his pearl in her oyster. And that’s not some weird euphemism for them doing Kundalini yoga together (but they are doing that too). According to The New York Daily News, the Australian pearl diver (yes, that’s really his profession) has a precious treasure hidden in his penis. “He had a pearl inserted in his penis when he was in his late teens. It is pearl farming tradition and he would always joke about it in Australia. He’d boast it’d give girls extra stimulation in the bedroom,” said an anonymous source.

I would laugh this gossip tidbit off if I wasn’t aware of the whole DIY penis modification trend happening in Australian prisons. A survey found that a number of inmates were inserting bead-like penile implants, known as “pearls,” “Yakuza beads,” “penile marbles” or “speed bumps,” made from melted toothpaste caps, buttons, dice, and deodorant roller balls into the penis skin using a ballpoint pen to be more memorable to sexual partners. At least Will had someone insert his pearl (not prison swag) for him, and hopefully not with a ballpoint pen, but still … ouch. [New York Daily News]

Not that any of theses other naughty, celebrity piercings are anything to sneeze at. Click onward to see them…