Hipster Bar Holding A Small Penis Contest

  • … because of course they are. A bar in Brooklyn, New York  — land ‘o the hipsters! — called Kings County Bar is holding its first-ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Contest on July 20th for dudes with tiny dicks age 21 and over. Wet underwear will be provided. [Gothamist]
  • Michelle Obama got rid of her bangs. [NYMag.com]
  • Farrah Abraham: “DEEP BREATHE [sic] “I”M NOT PREGNANT.” No one really thought you were, love. [US Weekly]
  • Inside 10 days on a lesbian porn set. [Slate]
  • “Game Of Thrones” will supposedly end after seven seasons  — meaning, there are four more to go. Stock up on tissues now, nerds. [Uproxx]
  • The 17 creepiest cats you meet on OK Cupid. [BuzzFeed]
  • Uh oh. Cannes has been hit with a million dollar jewelry heist. [Newser]
  • What else would Kanye West listen to other than his own music while he shops? [Page Six]
  • Will Steven Moffat and Matt Smith return for “Dr. Who” season eight? [The Mary Sue]
  • Oh no! George Michael was in a car crash yesterday, suffered a head injury, and had to be airlifted to a hospital. [Rolling Stone]

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