Hot Links: Hugh Hefner Buys His Bride A Widow’s Pad

  • Hugh Hefner has bought his wife, Crystal Harris, a $5 million “widow’s pad” so she has somewhere to live when he dies in what will probably be the not-so-distant future. Who says romance isn’t practical? [Newser]
  • Who’s the latest celeb to go pantsless? Emma Watson, of course. Maybe a member of the Bling Ring stole them? Her pants, I mean. [Celebuzz]
  • Kirstie Alley has vowed never to shop at Abercrombie & Fitch, following the CEO’s comments about not wanting “fatties” to wear his clothes. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • An inmate is suing Taco Bell, saying the idea for Doritos Locos Tacos was his, dammit, HIS!!! [Huffington Post]
  • “Star Trek Into Darkness” comes out tomorrow — !!! — and having seen it, I can tell you that there are no particularly homoerotic scenes in the film. But there were some great ones on the TV show… [Nerve]
  • And the most clickable headline of the day is … “Confirmed: Brothers’ Penis Sizes Can Be Very Different.” Must know more! []
  • I want Khloe Kardashian’s midi dress and I want it NOW. [Socialite Life]
  • In case you’ve been wondering, here’s why she’s not having sex with you. [Modern Man]