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Rod Stewart Explains His Shrunken Penis

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Rod Stewart
  • Steroid use made Rod Stewart’s penis shrink back in the ’80s, the singer has confessed. You got that, Rush Limbaugh? It was drugs, not feminism. “The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane, including your knob,” Rod Stewart explained. This has been everything you could have wanted to know about the penis belonging to my mother’s favorite singer. [MSN]
  • The ACLU is pushing for the gay dads Cam and Mitchell on “Modern Family” to get married. [Huffington Post]
  • Farrah Abraham’s sex tape with James Deen wouldn’t be complete without Catelynn Lowell, one of the other “Teen Mom” stars, throwing shade. [US Weekly]
  • This person hired an “esteemed cat photographer” to take pictures of his pet cat. [The Billfold
  • Here are all the various things tabloids thought was happening in Angelina Jolie’s life while she was undergoing preventative double mastectomies. [NYmag.com]
  • An obsessed 22-year-old male fan was caught by police swimming to the beach in front of Taylor Swift’s Rhode Island manse. [TMZ]
  • Holograms of ODB and Eazy-E will perform at Rock The Bells, with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and the Wu-Tang Clan, respectively. [Hypervocal]
  • Leaders of a Singaporean church have been accused of stealing $40 million to fund the music career of the church’s founder. [Daily Swarm]

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