Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 13-20, 2013

Taurus (April 20- May 20) You’ll be deep into relaxation mode and on the brink of flying off into a happy horizon. Then out of nowhere will come a disruption. The good news is that it will entertain — if you maintain the right attitude. And at the center of it all will lay a crazy nougat of fun and danger, which can give you all the street cred you’ll need to feel hot for weeks to come.

Gemini (May 21- June 20) If you can make up your mind now, recheck your birth certificate for your correct date of entry. After all, you know there is beauty in tangents. If anything, it broadens your perspective and adds more than it subtracts. Plus, who wants that regret of accidentally throwing out something of use? At the end of the day, remember, life is a constant flow of energy, not a finite circumstance.

Cancer (June 21-July 22) The more you let your brain swish around your head like a goldfish, you will have a much easier time navigating through the choppy waters of your inner self and your self-consciousness habits. It’ll be a week of battling demons for sure, but if you let yourself lose, then you will be missing out. Last one out of their misery is a rotten egg.

Leo (July 23- August 22) Friendship and love will divert in opposite directions and you’ll have to figure out which you prefer. Where will your loyalty go? How deep is your commitment? Does history trump all? You’ll face a crossroad that will surprise even you with what actions you take. Yes, this is your moment, but understand there are no right solutions when being forced too choose now.

Virgo (August 23- September 22) Beware of those who aren’t minding their manners with you and don’t fall into the trap of volleying low blows back and forth. Ultimately, you know it’s a waste of time — those people don’t have any power over you. Instead, focus on giving respect where it’s due, because that’ll give you the positive structure you need to keep it together.

Libra (September 23- October 22) A little spontaneity never hurt, but that requires action. Be proactive with new ideas. Rather than trying to sort your goals out before you begin, give yourself over to the process and open one door to see where it leads. It will be a lot less scary than you think.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21) Playing the misunderstood baby is a necessary evil in the game of life. Thankfully, no one plays it as good as you. But don’t lay it on thick now, no matter how real it might feel. Sure, guilt is your best weapon, but how deeply you plunge it into another will make or break the moment. For now, trust the concept of less is more.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21) Tell your honey how much you care about them. Evasiveness is seeping fast into your current flirtations and you’ll need to use words to seal the deal. If this means being the one to initiate it, then don’t be too humble to rise to the occasion. Balance is where your brain is heading this week; help it along by dealing with your romance properly.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19) Your organizational skills will go under the gun and you won’t be able to call for back up. Don’t freak, this is an opportunity to prove what you’ve got to someone important who is paying attention. Showing off is a beautiful thing, but flaunting your independence will be the ultimate seduction tool. Someone special is paying attention.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19) Admit that what you like and what you want to like now aren’t the same thing. Sure, you want to keep a certain image, but you know something inside you will suffer for that (especially, if you only think about the surface). Of course, giving up learned standards is no holiday either. Whatever you can, do the best to choose with your whole heart, because that will serve you well.

Pisces (February 20-March 20) Whatever you say now will be with you for a long time. So, do not let your words haunt you, as someone around you won’t easily be on your side and is looking for fuel for their fires to burn your reputation. Of course, it’s totally passive aggressive, but you know that is how lame people operate, which means even less of an excuse to let them beat you with that very sorry game!

Aries (March 21-April 19) You may find yourself deep into a bizarre situation that you thought would be fun, but are now not so sure of. While you don’t like coming off as a flake, the sting of it will only last for a moment, so don‘t feel obligated to stay where you don’t want to be. Remember, time is money and money is one of your top loves.