Tanning Mom Breaks Into The Gay Porn Biz

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It’s only a matter of time now before Tanning Mom makes her dream of becoming a famous actress come true. Her pitch to star in a porn of her own was rejected by Vivid Entertainment. But as fate would have it, another production company has recognized all of Patty K’s untapped potential. Lucas Entertainment, a company that produces a gay porn, has decided to give Tanning Mom her big break. Wait for it. Tanning Mom will have a cameo in the latest installment of series called “Kings of New York.” Oh yes, she will!

Word is that Tanning Mom will make a cool $1,000 for just a few hours of her time. No word on what her role will be. But don’t get too excited. The rumor is that Patty will be fully clothed. Hey, we all have to start somewhere. I’m so proud of her.

To quote Tanning Mom’s new dance single:

“You all are losers. I’m sexier than the Teen Mom. I am cool. I’m the cool one.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

[TMZ]

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