Hot Links: Selena Gomez Has Been Going To Hooters Since She Was 7 –Plus Diapers For Chickens

  • Apparently, Selena Gomez has been a going to Hooters with her father since she was seven years old. I’ll leave you with that for a minute. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • A Chinese architect managed to erect the most penis-like building in the world. [Cracked]
  • It’s been just a few short hours since Barbara Walters announced her retirement and already people are debating about whether she is “ferocious” or “gross.” I wouldn’t have used either of those words. [Newser]
  • There are now designer diapers for chickens. And I know this because I just watched an instructional video about how to diaper on a chicken. [Huffington Post]
  • It’s hard not to be a miserable person. Sometimes you need help to stay positive. Here are some tips. (Watching a chicken get diapered is not one of the suggestions, but it should be.) [Ask Men]
  • Today’s the most popular day for mother’s to have an extramarital affair. I guess that makes sense to wait until after you get your Mother’s Day presents. [iVillage]
  • Creepy baby masks > or < than chickens in diapers? You decide. [Modern Man]
  • Chris Brown has a weird demon graffiti art mural on his garage and it’s scaring his neighbors. Yet, he refuses to remove it. Shocking! [Uptown Mag]
  • Ron Swanson from “Parks & Recreation” should be your new relationship guru if he isn’t already. [Nerve]