Be My Boyfriend: The Treadmill Dancer
Dear Treadmill Dancer,
Do you know how hard it is to find a man who loves to dance? Who is also in excellent aerobic condition? And who seems to have absolutely no inhibitions? You are truly the whole package. Maybe someday we can choreograph a couple’s dance on a pair of side-by-side treadmills. I’ve gotta start practicing. See you at the gym!