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Who has the time or the inclination to online date? Why bother with it, when you can just outsource it to an online dating surrogate, someone who will do all the “connecting with another living human being” junk for you. Some real peach of a guy created this Craigslist ad, in search of a woman to do all the dating heavy lifting. What’s he looking for?  Funny you ask! “Ideal candidate for this job is similar to dating candidates sought: Pretty, thin, educated female in her 20s or 30s (with great taste and strong writing ability.)”

Sounds totally reasonable — as the plot of a shitty Justin Long movie.

The full ad is after the jump. [Betabeat]

Contact the author of this post at julie@thefrisky.com and follow her on Twitter @havethehabit.

[Man with flower photo courtesy Shutterstock]

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