Tanning Mom’s New Single Is Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Ami Angelowicz | May 6, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Take that, Farrah Abraham getting done up the pooper by James Deen! You have been outdone by Tanning Mom! No, she didn’t make a sex tapeTMZ obtained a snippet of Patricia Krentcil’s soon-to-be-released single, “It’s Tan Mom.” I knew it would blow my mind, but I didn’t know how much it would blow my mind. And it’s only one minute’s worth. Teaser: there is extreme auto-tuning, there are dance beats, there are lyrics like, You all are losers/ I’m sexier than the Teen Mom/ I am cool/ I’m the cool one/ I’m hotter than the Octomom

Yes. YESSSS. I cannot wait for the music video. Let there be bows! [Buzzfeed]