Drunk Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest Video Is A Thing Of Glory

  • The drunk Reese Witherspoon arrest video is finally out and it’s unintentionally hilarious. She badgers the cop arresting her husband Jim Toth for a DUI, shrieking that she’s an American citizen, pretending to be pregnant, and asking “Am I obstructing your justice?” The best part is when she drunkenly says, “You’re about to find out who I am!” and the cop really doesn’t care. No, wait, the best part is at the end when Toth turns to the officer and says, “I’m sorry. I had nothing to do with that.”
  • Lindsay Lohan finally checked into rehab yesterday, then promptly checked out of rehab, as LiLo does. Fortunately she checked into another rehab last night, hopefully to begin her 90-day sentence. [Dlisted, Los Angeles Times]
  • “Bynes-ing” is when you cover your head witha  scarf or blanket like Amanda Bynes and tweet a picture. Not funny, guys. But also, a little funny. [VH1]
  • You can now tag people and brands on Instagram. [Racked]
  • You know know want to read Sufijan Stevens thoughts on fashion which he wrote for his college newspaper back in the ’90s. [BuzzFeed]
  • The talk show set for “Kris,” Kris Jenner’s new talk show, is a duplicate of the Kardashian-Jenner mansion. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Justin Bieber sounds better when slowed down 800 percent. [Flavorwire]
  • Charlie Sheen’s twin boys were taken from his ex-wife Brooke Mueller’s home, calling it an “unsafe environment” for kids, and placed in Denise Richards’ home. These people! [TMZ]

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