“Morgan Freeman” Assaults Us With That Awesome Sorority Girl Letter

"Punch yourself in the face right now."

Last one, we swear! If you get Morgan fucking Freeman to read Rebecca Martinson’s Delta Gamma sorority letter, you better believe we’re going to post it. Okay, maybe it’s not Morgan Freeman himself, but a Morgan Freeman sound-a-like named Josh Robert Thompson — and it’s pretty damn convincing. This could change everything. Think about “Shawshank Redemption,” for one. What if Morgan Freeman’s character Red had been all, “ANDY! Don’t be a cunt punt! Dig us out of prison!” How much better would that movie have been, really? [HyperVocal]

Meet Sigma Nu!
Sigma Nu
Here's the frat Rebecca Martinson is concerned with impressing! Read More »
Rebecca "Resigns"
Rebecca Martinson
The Delta Gamma sorority letter writer resigns. Read More »
Michael Shannon's Reading
Michael Shannon
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