Lady Gaga May Have Returned Borrowed Dress With A Semen Stain On It

  • A PR flack blabbed to Page Six that Lady Gaga once allegedly returned a borrowed Thierry Mugler dress from a video shoot with a substance on it that looked like … man juice. I don’t want to know the specific details. Or why the dry-cleaning bill added up to $500. [New York Post]
  • Beyoncé’s tour rider supposedly specifies she only uses red toilet paper. Where do you even find red toilet paper? [Perez Hilton]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio is pulling a Ryan Gosling and taking a break from acting. [US Weekly]
  • Rebel Wilson tricked people at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner into thinking she’s an Australian princess. That’s our girl! [Crushable]
  • Whoa, the lyrics to Carrie Underwood’s song “Blown Away” — about a girl who doesn’t wake up her father during a tornado siren, so he dies — are pretty dark. [PopDust]
  • Everything you ever wanted to know about how Uncle Jesse from “Full House” lost his virginity. [Cosmopolitan]
  • Wondering why Selena Gomez has been hanging out with Justin Bieber again? Supposedly his preacher friend “pleaded” with Sel to come see him so he didn’t continue to lose his marbles so publicly. [Gossip Cop]
  • “Precious” star Gabourey Sidibe dated a gay guy, too, and is available as a shoulder for Jason Collins’ ex-fiancée Carolyn Moos to cry on. [Madame Noire]
  • Zach Galifianakis is hosting “Saturday Night Live” this week — here are his promos! [Splitsider]
  • HBO renewed “Veep” for a third season, yay! [Flavorwire]

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