Lindsay Lohan And Cars Continue Not To Mix Well

  • Lindsay Lohan’s Porsche got towed in Brooklyn after she illegally parked it on the street Saturday night. Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Wait, isn’t she supposed to be in rehab? [TMZ]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal attends a regular SoulCycle class in NYC — not the one Amelia attends, sadly — and it’s selling out every week. Also, he wears his hair in a man bun. []
  • Geeks shall inherit the Earth: “One Tree Hill” star Sophia Bush is dating a program manager from Google named Dan Fredinburg. [US Weekly]
  • “Downton Abbey” is launching an official line of beauty products, clothing, furniture, wallpaper and housewares. Is it just me or is this happening a few seasons too late? [Vanity Fair]
  • Mountain Dew is being pressured to drop Lil Wayne for comparing Emmett Till, a black teen boy who was lynched at age 14, to a sex act in one of his songs. [Madame Noire]
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones has voluntarily checked back into treatment for her bipolar II disorder. Get well soon, Catherine! [People]
  • What does a 20 lb. swamp rat taste like? [Boing Boing]
  • The nine most incompetent wizards of all time. [io9]

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