Jessica Simpson’s Parents Joe And Tina Are Officially Divorced

  • The Simpson family home is officially a broken one: Joe and Tina Simpson’s divorce is final. When the couple filed for divorce, rumors swirled that Joe Simpson had a 20-year-old boyfriend on the side. There’s been little word recently about what’s really up.[People]
  • Justin Bieber appears to have donned a Chanel gimp mask. [Imgur]
  • Check out this first new, totally demented clip from the new season of “Arrested Development”! [Entertainment Weekly]
  • “Scream” is coming to MTV as a horror series. [The Wrap]
  • RIP Society: one of the little girls on “Toddlers & Tiaras” is a millionaire at age six. [US Weekly]
  • A Kentucky photographer has come forward with some of Jennifer Lawrence’s first pics from a professional photoshoot. This girl is beyond pretty. [New York Daily News]
  • There’s a pirate ship for sale! You know, in case you are in need of a pirate ship. [Laughing Squid]
  • The Kardashian family’s former nanny has penned a tell-all, but it sounds like there’s no dirt in it. Snooze. [The Stir]
  • The University of Victoria in Canada is offering a course on “The Science of Batman.” What a useful class for a competitive career marketplace! [Geekologie]

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