Bike Thief Returns Stolen Bike With Apology Note And Domino’s Coupon

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 25, 2013

After experiencing a secondhand anxiety attack for the grad student who had their laptop (and 5-year thesis) stolen yesterday, this story is giving me hope. A Reddit user’s bike was stolen, and then returned three nights later with an apologetic note attached, as well as a coupon for a free lava cake at Domino’s (score!). If you can’t read the messy writing, check out the full text of the note after the jump…

Dear Bike Owner,

On Saturday April 20th I graduated from University and got straight white girl wasted. After the bar it was too late to catch a bus, and I am too broke to afford a cab, so I borrowed your bike without asking. It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember.

Anyways, I am very sorry I did not ask to borrow your bike, so I have returned it with a coupon for a free lava cake at Domino’s as an apology.

Cheers,
Bike Theif [sic]

So awesome, right? Let’s hope whoever stole that grad student’s laptop was also “white girl wasted” and has a change of heart when they sober up! [Reddit]