Evening Quickies: Justin Bieber Ditches His Pet Monkey For Good

  • Certified crappy animal caretaker Justin Bieber has officially abandoned his pet Capuchin monkey, Mally, who is still stranded in a Munich, Germany, animal shelter after the animal was confiscated by officials last month. A spokesperson has confirmed that Bieber’s management called and said they don’t want Mally back. What a jerk! [E! Online]
  • A police officer said disorderly conduct arrestee Reese Witherspoon wasn’t looking straight at the camera during her mugshot because she was so drunk that she was “wobbly,” a cop has explained. Oh, Reese. [People]
  • Nerds, rejoice! Steven Moffat has promised the “Dr. Who” finale will reveal something about the Doctor that fans never knew before. [ONTD]
  • Ex-supermodel/”America’s Next Top Model” judge Janice Dickinson has declared bankruptcy. Somehow I find it hard to feel sympathy for that one. [Telegraph UK]
  • Glow-in-the-dark lipstick? Sure, why not. [SheFinds]
  • That 16-year-old kid who plays creepy neighbor boy Glen on “Mad Men” is not so creepy in real life. [NYMag.com]
  • 28 ways to live life like Lucille Bluth, AKA awesomely. [BuzzFeed]
  • On why it’s time to stop using the word “hate” when talking about celebrities. [xoJane]
  • Cher’s new album will include collabs with Pink, Christina Aguilera, and Lady Gaga. Yesssssss. [ONTD]

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